Monday, December 22, 2008

You might be a transportation consultant if…


You might be a transportation consultant if…You get excited when you see a truck and know that you have never driven one

You might be a transportation consultant if…You know what a dock plate is but not how to operate it

You might be a transportation consultant if…You know the on-highway retail diesel price, but not how to use it

You might be a transportation consultant if…You can put together a deck of power point slides in 30 seconds and it actually makes sense

You might be a transportation consultant if…You have played consultant’s challenge and spoken intellectually about a random slide a colleague has protected on a screen

You might be a transportation consultant if…You have frequent flyer miles on 25 airlines and have gold status on 5 of them

You might be a transportation consultant if…You are never more than 2 feet away from a laptop

You might be a transportation consultant if…You know the acronym TMS and 20 just like it

You might be a transportation consultant if…You measure age by who remembered deregulation

You might be a transportation consultant if…You worked for Cleveland Consulting Associates

You might be a transportation consultant if…You know what FAK means and can actually explain it

You might be a transportation consultant if…You are accused of not having a job


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